Q: What was Julie Andrews's sexiest role?
A: Flappers
Q: Who is Drew Carey's spiritual guide and mentor?
A: Bob Barker
Q: How did The Devil infiltrate the commercial world?
A: tickle me elmo
Q: Who smurfed my sock?
A: the puppet smurf
Q: What is short, green, and homicidal?
A: Peter Pan
Q: What is brown, white, and stared at by Tootles?
A: a wooden, model ship in a bottle
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