Yes, There's Trouble in River City, and That Starts With T, and That Rhymes With... E and That Stands for... Exposure, Indecent!

So, I was walking down the sidewalk, and it had rained earlier that day, and i was looking at all the seedpods and doodads and other organic paraphanalia that littered the street, and i thought, "you know what? Those are tree genitalia on the ground there. Yessir, genuine tree-sexual-organs littering the sidewalk. i am stepping in mounds of tree privates," and i thought, "there otter-bee a law. Somebody should do something about this. Someone should write a letter to city-hall. Someone should phone their congressman, -woman, or -other," and i further decided that somebody or -bodies should cover up those 'members,' and it came to me that there should be a street-crew assigned to go to all the sidewalks in public places, and they should take skirts or censor-bars or kimonos or something, and they should use them to cover up the naked tree-sex. That's what i thought, anyway.